Once, there was this boy who Got into an accident and couldn’t work at Dominos. But when he finally came back A deer crept out of the black into the bright lights The dent was quite obvious He said it was from when The deer hit his door so hard. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Oh, deer! So in the winter of 1993, I earned the nickname “Crash Test Dummy” after one bizarre week working as a delivery driver at Dominos. For those of you born after 1993, the Crash Test Dummies was

"It's a Good Day to Be an Adult and an Eagle." (Note: Some students took notes. Others wrote down your jokes. While I stopped teaching in 2023 (journalism, speech, Indigenous studies, and film history), a piece of my teaching career continued “up north” with one of my former Eaglevision anchors, who also discovered that the consolation prize for not being a gameshow host is a rewarding gig as a teacher. ) Ladies and Gentleman, who wants to play a game? First, let’s meet our b

After leaving Montreal, we stayed in Canada until we reached the headwaters of the St. Lawrence River at Lake Ontario. Once again, the open roads and scenic countryside made “getting there” half of the fun. What my wife didn’t expect was that BRIDGE! You see, she’s always had a phobia about bridges (we’ll talk about this again with our visit to Mackinac Island) and one of the biggest we came across was crossing into New York. That was a steep angle on a BIG bridge. And it was